Ladies and gentlemen, what a treat we have here today! Dr. Sampson Dot Hall will be performing his acrocatic routine in just a short moment. The excitement in the room is palpable, and the audience is on the edge of their seat.
This really is a rare treat. Sampson is a legend in the acrocatic community, and he doesn’t perform for just anyone. Oh, here he comes! A hush has fallen over the room as everyone waits for him to begin…
Absolutely amazing! Look at that form, the technique, the agility! And the judges have given him a PERFECT 10! Of course, we aren’t surprised there…
Oh, of course not. All of the lady-cats are swooning too, but Sampson only has eyes for his one-and-only Astrid Blue. Sorry ladies!
Well, that wraps it up for today. We hope that Sampson will show off his talents again soon, but it’s hard to say. Until then, we wish everycat a wonderful week ahead!
Delilah and Sassy, reporting live from the KCC House. Over and out!
Great form, Sampson! You are quite the cathlete. Great job reporting to Delilah and Sassy too! The two of you look adorable in your headsets.
I’m embarrassed to admit that we would just wait for the treat to fall and then walk over to eat it – all of us!
That form! That agility! That was great, Sampson!
What a mancat. I feel fainty!!!
Oh my goodness, I’m quite impressed!
dood….we all gived theeze mewz a 100 !!!
can we see de score cardz again…
100
100
100
total lee awesum dood……total lee !!! ♥♥♥
love it!!! I think it’s those athletic “socks” he wears on his back legs that enables him to jump so high and to be power-packed! xoxo
Wow! Sampson, you need to be in the cat Olympics. You get our gold medal!
Sampson! I’m impressed!!!!!
Hugs, Sammy
Wild applause! Bravo!!!
::applause, applause::
Samson, you have springs in your feets! You were amazing!
Sampy, Did I ever tell you that I am a jumper. I can jump about four feet in the air. It would be so much fun if we could jump around together. Thanks for letting all the other lady cats reading this know that you are my boyfriend. I can certainly imagine many would be wanting to be your special girl. Sending you all my love and a kiss for every inch jumped by every cat ever. Wishing you and all the Halls a Happy Thanksgiving. Love and hugs to all as well. Purrs, Astrid
Apaws! Apaws! That was fantastic, Sampson!
AAAAaaaaaaaaw How adowable. And we luv you two ladies too. Gweat posty.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
You are quite the athlete Sampson 🙂
Wowee!! how cool was that?!!
Sampson, you can really catch some air. (You do know that if you wait, the toy actually comes down to you, right? That’s how we lazy kitties play.)
Wow, those are some mad jumping skills. I think I’d prefer to sit in the sunpuddle.
Sampson is a real athlete!
Way to go Sampson! That’s a giant bit of bird there my friend – no doubt you got in trouble for it at the time but BRAVO FOR YOU! Happy Thanksgiving to you and your peeps!
Love, Sammy
Wild applause! Bravo!!!
Wild applause! Bravo!!!
Wild applause! Bravo!!!