Good afternoon, furiends. You may or may not know this, but today is a very important day. Cat World Domination Day to be exact. This holiday was started by our late furiend Sparkle and is kept alive by the ever-so-charming Summer. It is a day to celebrate what some would call our most important duty as cats: our domination of the world.
The mom took this photo thinking that I looked super cute as “Caster, King of Toys.” What she didn’t know is that I was actually plotting my next World Domination move. Cater, King of Toys… ha. Caster, King of the WORLD is more like it.
We are getting closer and closer every day to total world domination, but there are just a few things on our to-do list that need to completed before our job is done:
1. Elimination of all doors. We will have access to every room, everywhere, every time. Especially bathrooms.
2. No more human jobs. Except for catering to our every whim, of course. Once we complete our domination of the world, a human’s only responsibility will be to feed, play with, and cuddle us kitties. No more of this, “Sorry, I can’t play/cuddle/feed you right now because I have to go to work” crap.
3. Speaking of feeding, meal time will be never ending. Need I say more?
4. All litter boxes will be scooped immediately after each use. No more having to step around “old business.”
5. There will be exponentially more wand toys per “cat”ita.
What are YOU waiting for?
Click the graphic to be taken to Summer’s Cat World Domination Bash in memory of Sparkle!
Oh, MY!!
We totally agree!
Oh, these are good ones! Make sure you stop by my party – I have some surprises in store!
We love your list of things that need to change. Our cats already have me trained on #4. And they agree wholeheartedly with #2 and no more ‘have to go to work’ excuses…. Happy Cat World Domination Day!!
What a cute King of the World you are, Caster! Those are great to-do-lists. We have #1 pretty much implemented here. But #2…it’s a tough one! If this is accomplished, everyone will be happy 🙂
Happy Cat World Domination Day!!
We agree to all of those demands!!
The Florida Furkids
Pawsome “To Do List” Kitties. My fue sibs and I think #1 is the most important at our house too. Dad will not let us into his office…… no matter how much we beg,plead and promise to behave while in there.
Happy Cat Domination Day
Scout Charles
Bravo gang, y’all on onto something with that list!
Sounds like the purr-fect list to us!
Caster, we agree 100 purrcent with all your suggestions. For Cat World Domination Day, Astrid (as you saw) is dominating Lily Olivia. When Lily came out of the cube, Astrid did give her a whap. We voted for Caster to be one of the cats in Amy Shojai’s next book. Hope y’all voted for Astrid. We saw Amy’s comment about being able to vote again so we will be trying to get the two of them in the book. Hugs, love and kisses to all with a bajillion kisses for Sampy from Astrid. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
You look very cute 🙂 Good suggestions.
Number 3 is my absolute FAVE and I definitely vote for that one! Number 4 is a runner-up!!
Mom has been working on being better about Number 4, it’s Number 3 I must start bugging her about!
Happy Cat World Domination Day!
Love, Cody
Great list of demands you guys…..everything on there is more than reasonable…..your humans should be able to comply with this EASY PEASY!
Hugs, Sammy
dood…theeze R all grate eye deas N if we may add a fish on everee grill….24/7…….oh wait…we all reddy due that !!! ♥♥♥
Now that’s a list we can endorse! Let’s dominate!
That’s a great list. Actually in our house the only door that closed is to the furnace room. TW will usually open all cabinets for me except the ones with cleaners. Happy Cat World Domination Day!
Excellent list! I couldn’t agree more.
Love this post. Excellent domination day requirements. Genius!!
Caster, you look so handsome in this photo. 🙂
Your list is absolutely PURRfect, gang! We cats RULE!
You look so cute!
Agree with your list 🙂
Purrs xx
Athena and Marie
Great to do list!
Oh we totally agree with your list! It should be implemented pronto!
We totally agree with your To Do list.
Excellent plan kitties! We think #2 is especially important! Then the humans could chase us, catch us and kiss us (Levon), feed us at whim (Malou), carry us everywhere (Esme and Issa) take us out on endless adventures (Duffy), entertain us endlessly with the wand toys (Mitalee). We’d have their day lined up in no time! 🙂
the critters in the cottage xo
Sounds like the purr-fect list to us!
Sounds like the purr-fect list to us!