1. Elimination of all doors. We will have access to every room, everywhere, every time. Especially bathrooms.
2. No more human jobs. Except for catering to our every whim, of course. Once we complete our domination of the world, a human’s only responsibility will be to feed, play with, and cuddle us kitties. No more of this, “Sorry, I can’t play/cuddle/feed you right now because I have to go to work” crap.
3. Speaking of feeding, meal time will be never ending. Need I say more?
4. All litter boxes will be scooped immediately after each use. No more having to step around “old business.”
5. There will be exponentially more wand toys per “cat”ita.
What are YOU waiting for?